Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?

Claire Standish: [nods]

Bender: Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity?


#Check out those guns #How #Just imagine Cosima sweating it out in the university gym #she’d be all “gotta impress my sexy french friend with my guns though #Tiny cosima using the weights and probably being too light so when she tries to pull them down, they lift her up #100% done with your guns tatiana 


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Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal…Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,  t h e   B r e a k f a s t   C l u b.

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I guess we’re stuck together. Partners.

people who can eat through a hangover are evil and should not be trusted